News Date: 10.10.09

 
 
 
In the 1980's Rick Springfield sang "don't talk to strangers", but didn't say anything about not showing them your butt! Rick's female fans will "get excited" to learn he's baring his "human tush" in an upcoming episode of Showtime's "Californication". He'll play a washed-up movie star looking to get his career back on track.
 
Which is exactly what the band Aerosmith are trying to do. Guitarist Joe Perry hoped fans wouldn't "miss a thing" on this summers tour with ZZ Top. But now he's angry while waiting for singer Steven Tyler to get "back in the saddle". In August, the band canceled their North American tour after Tyler broke his shoulder, falling sideways off the stage during a performance. It's been the "same ol song and dance" for other guys in the band too. Just within the past few months, guitarists Brad Whitford and Tom Hamilton required surgeries that also postponed touring. Is it just me or do these "Dudes sound like old ladies"?
 
Getting old isn't easy, though, just ask Phil Collins of Genesis. We already knew he "can't dance", but Collins recently announced he "can't drum" either. This comes after a neck operation that has affected his hands so he can't hold drumsticks properly or even play the piano. This could make a Genesis reunion with Peter Gabriel "against all odds" as the band are currently on the ballot for next year's induction into the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame.
 
Bands become eligible for the Hall of Fame 25 years after their debut album is released. You know, it's too bad that it doesn't help Rick Springfield in any way. It's been 25 years since his "bum" made it's debut the 1984 movie, "Hard To Hold". And now that Rick is 60, let's just hope his rear isn't too "hard to behold".
 
That's it for Retro News I'm Jenni Waylon for Retro Rewind.